Saw filers design, build, repair and maintain ultra-precision tools and make them run beautifully.   The term comes from old, steel saw blades.  Now saw filers may work with several million dollars worth of equipment.  They must know different materials and their applications.  They are, perhaps, the single most important person in determining whether a cutting operation is profitable or not.   

They may be men or women of any ethnicity.   They are invariably extremely good looking with a high intelligence and universally loved by children and animals.   They are dependable, hardworking, quick to solve problems and generally the kind of people the world needs.   If you are fortunate enough to know or meet a saw filer you really ought to do something nice for them in appreciation.